When Google can't help

The ultimate Google so many of us cannot live without. Oh yea!! I can’t do without Google. Recently I tried doing a research on a certain topic; lo and behold I couldn’t get any information from Google.
For a few seconds I was left in the dark. Oh my goodness where do I start from. My Google can’t help me. I was devastated.
Where do you get help from when Google can’t be of any help?
Oh well dust your shorts and keep it moving with these following steps:

1).Sit your ass down and think: Yeah I said it! So many of us have gotten so lazy; all thanks to the Internet. We sit, click on search, copy and paste not willing to take a single effort in processing the content. I’m definitely guilty of it. It got so terrible that I couldn’t think of what to blog about; and dude as usual I headed off to Google.

2).Ask questions: No man is an island and most of us have the opportunity to meet with lots and lots of people every day. Asking questions is a sure way to get more information. This even produces more results when we are asking people who have experience in the subject we need information on. So when Google can’t be of much help do the right thing and ask the RIGHT people.

3).All said and done; after going through steps 1 and 2 you better ask Google again We all appreciate you GOOGLE! Google gives the ultimate experience.

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You are God’s own!

Feelers club

Only a Nigerian would know the meaning of being a feeler. Feeler is a “slang word” given to someone who is proud (generally tends to look down on others).

A feeler isn’t necessarily someone who is rich. In our present society, we have so many feelers who actually have nothing to show up for. Why buy something in the market for 500naira and lie that its 2000k?(just to put up an “impression”). Why spend the money you don’t have to impress people who don’t care.

We get it sometimes the situation calls for some form of “forming” lol; but in general those are not frequent moments (well except you’re in hanging out in some kind of circle you can’t keep up with).

Lots and lots of clubs and groups today have goals that they do not strive to achieve. All that is seen is a group of people scrambling for attention, begging and hustling to keep up with a life they haven’t worked for.

Let’s always remind ourselves that pride goes before a fall. Society sometimes puts a certain pressure on us to be in some form of way. Live your life and be real. Don’t pretend to be who you are not. The truth always comes out at the end of the day. It’s really inspiring to see some of the most successful people are still modest.

Dating deabreakers

Real people; Real experiences!

A deal breaker for Tayo is when a man lacks ambition. “I need a man to have other things going on for him apart from his 9-5 job. My definite deal breaker is complacency”.
Tayo 28,
Ikeja, Lagos.

I once dated a lady who always turned up late to dates. The only time she was punctual was when I put the time 30 minutes earlier than the actual event. I really loved her and thought she was “the one” but she never realised that her constant lateness cost us money, and added stress. I had to let her go because she couldn’t understand why I made such a fuss about it.
David 31,
Victoria Island, Lagos

What puts me off from another date is when a man tries to end the date with fondling, kissing etc. It gives me an impression of how aggressive he would be. That’s a big NO for me.
Belema 26,
Eleme, Port Harcourt.

A lady would not be hearing from me again if she turns down my flirtatious advances. I’m not saying she must get in bed with me but moving away from me when am getting a little closer is a turn off.
Kelvin 24,
Magodo, Lagos.

What is your deal breaker?
Email to ksilvercare@yahoo.co.uk

Nigerians and their bellies

Why do Nigerians seem to carry a lot of weight on their stomach? Most Nigerian meals are made up of carbs: garri, white rice, fufu/akpu (made from cassava)

The average Nigerian takes swallow and soup, rice and stew for breakfast and sees it as normal. Cereal, toast, eggs is definitely not the usual meal.

Most of our food combo’s are heavy. Take for instance bread and beans, Rice beans and plantain; Plantain and beans on its own is so filling but our country people add rice to it.

The quantity we take up at a time tells so much on our midsection.
An average Nigerian meal speaks volumes on a plate. “Less is more” has got nothing on us when it comes to the quantity
of food we consume at a sitting. We have a large appetite. WE CONSUME!! “mouth dey chop”.

On the average, we eat lunch by 2/3pm other than the normal 12pm and most of us take late dinners.

Let’s not even get started on all the mede mede’s we see when the usual holdup takes place (Gala, ice-cream, shrimps, chipsy)
It is well ooo.
Given the stress we have to go through every day, we need all the energy we can get.
NAIJA I HAIL OO!!!!!!!!!!!!